I’m finally back up on POPPORN with another dispatch from my porn store:

With the economy in the shitter right now, business at my porno store has been kind of slow. We still have a steady stream of renters but they normally keep to themselves, leaving me pretty barren on the “crazy stories from my shop” front.

There’s a story that comes to mind about a weirdo customer that I guess is pretty out there…

For a long time we had a regular, we’ll call him “Samir”, who would come to the store about once or twice a week. He was a small man with a strange South African accent even though his name was Indian or whatever. He always wore the same outfit (a sort of safari-getup with NRA logos on everything, hat included). I pictured him having a closet full of all the same clothes, like a cartoon character. He would spend a long time in the store, normally buying some MILF magazines, a few weird used movies, and sometimes renting DVD… always in separate transactions….


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