I’m finally back up on POPPORN with another dispatch from my porn store:
With the economy in the shitter right now, business at my porno store has been kind of slow. We still have a steady stream of renters but they normally keep to themselves, leaving me pretty barren on the “crazy stories from my shop” front.
There’s a story that comes to mind about a weirdo customer that I guess is pretty out there…
For a long time we had a regular, we’ll call him “Samir”, who would come to the store about once or twice a week. He was a small man with a strange South African accent even though his name was Indian or whatever. He always wore the same outfit (a sort of safari-getup with NRA logos on everything, hat included). I pictured him having a closet full of all the same clothes, like a cartoon character. He would spend a long time in the store, normally buying some MILF magazines, a few weird used movies, and sometimes renting DVD… always in separate transactions….
i sort of have a problem…. a shopping problem! when i get upset i go shopping and this weekend i was upset. so i went out for a few hours to blow off steam and i came home feeling much much better. i bought a lot of stuff i didn’t need- underwear and shirts and leggings but most importantly NEW SHOES!
i’m mostly a jeans (well right now with the way the weather is, shorts) and tee-shirt kind of girl but i have a weird thing for high heeled shoes… especially if they are shiny and black and super high! i don’t have many opportunities to dress up fancy, so i have a closet full of sexy shoes that i barely ever wear… . and on sunday i added to the collection with what i think now are my favorite heels EVER.
they are very “slutty secretary” which is by far my favorite look since with the glasses and all i tend to fit it well
but it’s not all rainbows and unicorns in josie land – i ended up blowing all my extra cash on the shoes and i’m too in love with them to return them. (stupid girl drama!) i had originally gone “therapy shopping” to pick up a few new bathing suits but obviously i got a little sidetracked. my friend Noahped Photography is going to be in town for Exxxotica Miami next week and we were planning to do a photoshoot of me on the (topless) beach. phooey! maybe you’d like to buy me a forever 21 or victoria’s secret gift card so i can pick out a new suit to wear on the shoot? i’d be sooooo happy!
P.S. Thanks so much to everyone who voted for me in the IndieUndies poll. I ended up winning and I’ll be sending in some new undie pics (and maybe evn some video!) to the site ASAP!
Unbeknownst to me, I am in the running for Favorite IndieUndies Girl. If you enjoy seeing pictures of me n my panties and would like to see more, perhaps you’d like to vote for me.
The second of many official trailers for the POPPORN movie I helped make has been released today for your viewing pleasure.
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Here is part one of my list of some of weirdest sex toys (both in good and bad ways) that I could find. I was originally going to just make one list but as I researched I just kept finding more and more strange stuff. So today is dedicated to weird vibrators and the next list will be for the stuff that doesn’t buzz!
Hello Kitty Vibrating Shoulder Massager
It’s no secret I’m a little bit Hello Kitty obsessed. I have a pink tinsel xmas tree sitting on my desk right now covered in HK ornaments. I have a HK toaster oven and waffle maker. I have HK socks, shirts, magents, toothbrushes, and so on and so on…. so why WOULDN’T I want a Hello Kitty vibrator, especially one that disguises itself as an adorable keychain!? $25.00 @ JList
I was lucky enough to recieve the ORIGINAL Hello Kitty vibe (pocket rocket style) from a friend who knows about my obsession. The motor in it is pretty weak though, so it’s more of a collector’s item than anything else.
Seriously, do I even need to explain why this is FUCKING AWESOME?!? It’s a freakin’ vibrator shaped like a revolver…. and that my friends is like one of the coolest things ever. $25 @ Eve’s Erotica
I want a pair of these guns super bad so I can be some sort of lebian cowgirl with the awesome vinyl hostlers and harnesses by Aslan Leather. Swoooon.
The OhMiBod Toys
OhMiBod makes a whole line of really weird but cool vibes that encorporat sound into masturbation.
Boditalk + Boditalk Escort vibrate every time a cell phone around you makes or recies a call.
The Orignal and G-Spot OhMiBods and the Naughtiano all attach to your iPod or other music player and vibrate and pulsate to the beat of the music playing.
The Club Vibe (my personal favorite) is a vibrating bullet that fits into an included thong (giving you vibrating panties) that vibrates and pulses to any noises around you, from loud music at a club to the sound of people talking. All OhMiBod toys are available via their online shop
Climax Rabbits Auto Thumper
A basic “bullet” style vibe except it plugs into your car’s cigarette lighter. I’d imagine this is for people who travel a lot and hate buying batteries? The 110v outlet on my car doesn’t work so I wouldn’t get this, but even if it did I’d probably crash my car if I tried to diddle myself in traffic. $16.00 @ Spice Toy
So you like the idea of the Auto Tumper but you don’t have a car… you have a motorcycle. What’s a poor girl to do?
This gizmo goes under the passenger seat and attaches to the control box of the bike. It viberates in sync with the revs of the engine making any motorcycle into a sort of Sybian on wheels. $129 @ VibeRider
The Talking Head
A traditional “rabbit” style vibe (with pearls… a big no no in my book. i prefer metal beads that are on a track. pearls have the tendency to jam and break) with a bit of a twist. The base of the vibe has a speaker that plays sound clips of a man “talking dirty” to you. You can choose from two personas: Kobe’s Slow Ride featuring Kobe and Jean-Phillipe the french boy. When i worked at the hustler store we sold these… they broke a lot and the “dirty talk” was laughable at best, but i guess you have to give the creators credit for coming up with such a weird toy. $125 @ Eros Boutique
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