5 Feb
It’s James Deen’s birthday this weekend. I won’t be able to go to his party so I made him this flyer:
Joanna says:
this is an invitation for everyone who has either:
a) had sex with james deen b) wanted to have sex with james deen or c) has watched james deen have sex with other people you wish you had sex with.
Basically that means everyone… so if you are in LA, go and have fun for me!
4 Feb
Brian Bangs is slowly uploading all my AVN vlogs. Friday morning hangover edition featuring our favorite meth dealer, who coincidentally sort of sounds like an exboyfriend of mine and it freaked me out the whole trip.
p.s. click thru to watch it in HD, cause this wordpress plugin wont let me embed it.
2 Feb
I’m a sucker for underwear… cutesy boyshorts with stars or hearts or bunnies or bananas on them, whatever. i just can’t seem to let a week or two go buy without buying another pair, and if you let me loose at Marshall’s or TJ Maxx i won’t leave without at least a bag full. my underwear drawer is overflowing but i just can’t help myself. seriously, how could you walk into a store and NOT buy these?
cupcakes!
31 Jan
i headed down to miami beach on tuesday to spend a wonderful day with ryan keely. we lounged by the pool, saw a man wearing a cartier speedo, watched awesomely bad reality tv, discovered that we are basically soulmates, and ate what i think is the best meal i’ve ever had. we went to dinner at michael’s genuine in the design district (if you ever visit miami, i suggest you make a reservation) and were served the kind of food you read about in fancy magazines or see anthony bourdain eat on television: beef cheeks, duck confit, rabbit paté, pork belly, and TONS more. the meal was basically orgasmic.
here’s a silly little video we took while we were out by the pool.
Ryan’s coming back down to visit (and feature dance @ Tootsies) in the middle of February. I can’t wait!!!!
28 Jan
And here is #3 as well! Speical off-camera voice cameo from POPPORN(dot)COM’s awesome videographer, Double D.
