One of my top keywords in google analytics is “josie jacobs porn“. People really want to see me getting boned, I guess, but unless you have been secretly filming me through my bedroom windows, Josie Jacobs porno doesn’t exist. That doesn’t stop people from searching for it though…
Someone emailed me a few months ago, telling me they had seen a video of me and that I should know about it. This was the video in question:
It’s definitely not me (the face, glasses, hair, everything is wrong), but I thought I’d share it, nonetheless. Maybe if you squint and turn your head to the side or something you can pretend it really is me.
I haven’t watched SNL in very long time and I work every saturday night until 2am now so I’m not going to be able to start watching it any time soon either. This clip is like a month old so sorry if you’ve seen it before but it’s Megan Fox (oh the things i’d do to her….) and i think it is pretty funny.
Joanna Angel and Jessie Lee of the wonderful BurningAngel.com will be dancing at The Harem in Lodi, NJ tonight. The club is all-nude, the show is going to be awesome, and you get $5 off admission if you print out this flyer so you have no excuse not to go if you live in the area.
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