One of my top keywords in google analytics is “josie jacobs porn“. People really want to see me getting boned, I guess, but unless you have been secretly filming me through my bedroom windows, Josie Jacobs porno doesn’t exist. That doesn’t stop people from searching for it though…

Someone emailed me a few months ago, telling me they had seen a video of me and that I should know about it. This was the video in question:

I guess we could say.. Feeling Lucky.. Punk…

It’s definitely not me (the face, glasses, hair, everything is wrong), but I thought I’d share it, nonetheless. Maybe if you squint and turn your head to the side or something you can pretend it really is me.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 11:38 am and is filed under blog. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
11 Comments so far

  1. revdave on October 21, 2009 11:48 am

    as if you’d ever put out such a low-quality video


    josie jacobs's reply:

    seriously!!! ;)


  2. joeyguti on October 21, 2009 2:10 pm

    as a josie jacobs fanboy i can say she doesn’t even come close to looking like u. lol is she even legal?


    josie jacobs's reply:


    i’d like to hope she is!!!


  3. revenant on October 22, 2009 5:51 pm

    I’m kind of curious Josie,does that make you feel flattered or creeped out? You’re obviously open-mined when it comes to sex, but that doesn’t mean you have to be subjected to that type of thing.


    josie jacobs's reply:


    honestly, someone finding a video that sorta looks like me doesn’t bother me at all. i do get sort of annoyed when i tweet about having to test a toy or whatever and people always respond “take pics!” or “videos” cause that’s just not something i do, but all the creep-comments sort of come with the territory and i try not to take it too seriously


  4. Louise Lloyd on October 24, 2009 5:10 pm

    Awwww G U T T E D !!

    Video no longer work’s, I so wanted to see you make bangbang movies.

    Hopefully one day I will get the chance to masturbate over yuu.




    josie jacobs's reply:

    @Louise Lloyd,

    i updated the link to the original movie. i don’t think i’ll be in a porno.. but that may change. who knows!
    your blog design is adorable!



  5. guy on October 26, 2009 8:45 am

    Since the embedded video isn’t working, I thought you might want to see it at the linked site:

    No sound, low quality video… and it’s not Josie. At least my curiosity was satisfied.


    josie jacobs's reply:


    thanks! i updated the link. i’ll be posting another “not josie” porno soon that looks a little more like me.


  6. Louise Lloyd on November 2, 2009 2:01 pm


    Fingers crossed, I will keep checking back.

    ps. fankoo too for ur kind words.

    bk soon x



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