Josie Jacobs

In case you missed it yesterday, Fleshbot posted a TON of pictures of 2 of my favorite porn girls, Joanna Angel and Stoya that were taken 6 months ago at AVN in Vegas.

Here are a few of my favorites:

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first, let’s start off with the good stuff:

1. my porn-valley police blotter blog post totally worked and the LA cops found joanna angel’s escalade… minus the rims, steering wheel, and navigation system but that’s small potatoes in the long run! yay for joanna!

2. my 2nd surgery on friday to fix what had gone wrong with my 1st one the friday before (that’s what i was talking about in my audio-less video blog) went well and I’ve been feeling pretty good so far. only time will tell how it actually went but i’m keeping my fingers and toes crossed that i won’t need a 3rd surgery. two is quite enough for me, someone who had never had a medical problem more serious than a cut needing some stitches until all this drama started a few weeks ago. (i got hit in the face with a surfboard last summer…. it’s a long story but here is a picture!)

click the pic to see it bigger

3. the official cover art for POPPPORN: THE GUIDE TO MAKING FUCK was released last week and it looks totally killer… and remember, it’s only $15.99 for the 2 disc set if you order before july 14th.

again… click the pic to see it in it all huge-style

4. i’m going back to work tonight! it’s gonna be my first shift since last monday. hopefully there will be some crazy customers since i really owe POPPORN a new dispatch and i will make a ton of money cause josie is b-r-o-k-e!

5. my birthday is in less than a month (july 20th!). i’m turning 22, which isn’t really a huge deal, but my bff  since 2nd grade who i haven’t seen in over a year is visiting for my b-day weekend and i am really really psyched! there gonna be lots of beach hangouts, ice cream eating, margarita drinking, and hopefully some photo-shooting cause she is a really awesome photographer.

and here is the bad news:

my beloved betta fish, marvin gaye, joined his namesake up in that big fishbowl in the sky today. he had been acting despondent for the past month or so and he was not as bright and colorful and active as normal. despite water changes, medicine, a new plant, etc etc he did not get better. he died sometime between midnight and noon and i flushed him to his watery grave just a few minutes ago.

R.I.P. marvin. you will be missed.

More medical drama is going down…  wasn’t in the mood to type everything up so I just video-blogged it. Please excuse any and all spaciness. I blame it on the vicodin I’ve been prescribed.

edit: something went wrong with the upload and the video is missing sound. until i feel like redoing it, you can just imagine me saying whatever you’d like while you watch the silent version.

And thanks again to Bup, who bought me the puzzle piece necklace I’m wearing in the vid off my wishlist. I love it so much, I barely taken it off since I got it in the mail!

In January my friend Joanna Angel got a new car…. she’d been driving a dinky old Nissan Sentra for a long time so she totally deserved it. And what kind of car does the world’s coolest 4′ 11″ porn star get? A Cadillac Escalade EXT, of course! I was surprised she could even reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel, but I rode in the truck with her when I was in LA and she didn’t kill me. I had never seen someone get so excited about getting a new car. She was so freaking psyched, it was adorable.

But then this weekend, tragedy struck… while signing at Erotica LA some huge jerks stole her Escalade and Lo Jack can’t find it. If you have any information on the crime, you should probably let her know. She told me she is offering lots of free porn as a reward!

RIP: Joanna Angel’s CE-HOE-mobile, you will be fondly missed.

more pictures after the jump…

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I was just 18 when I started working at a porn shop for the first time… Hustler Hollywood in downtown Ft. Lauderdale. (you can read more about it here). I had watched porn before I started working there, but not enough to be familiar with porn stars besides the big “superstars” of the early 2000s – Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Janine, etc, and classic stars like Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Ron Jeremy. It was one of my coworkers who introduced me to my first real porn crush… Justine Joli.

Justine was unlike most other “porn stars” I’d seen before. Glamorous, gorgeous and super sexy without that overdone “porny” look that had been the norm for a while. With her bright red hair, super milky skin, and the most perfect boobs ever I was immediately smitten. I’ve haven’t had the chance to meet her yet, so I am left to my own devices – watching her movies and living vicariously through my friends’ stories of hanging out with her.

Seriously, how could you not love this girl?

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