Josie Jacobs

I’ve had a huge crush on Misti Dawn ever since I first saw her on Burning Angel that has only grown since meeting her while she was feature dancing in Ft. Myers last summer, so I’m super excited to announce that her new site MeowMistiDawn.com went live this week! Besides being updated weekly with new pictures and videos it will feature a 24/7 live webcam (coming soon) to give you a peek into Misti’s life. And because MeowMistiDawn is part of the Burning Angel Network your membership gets you into the 8 other sites in the network too! What a deal!

Ok, enough with the words, I know… I’ll let the pictures do the talking!

Big thanks to Joanna and Mitch for letting me post these exclusive new shots from MeowMistiDawn! Join now, yo!

And in other Misti Dawn related news, if you live in the midwest this Friday is your lucky day! Joanna Angel and Misti will be signing at Exotica Superstore in Evansville, IN and then continuing the night with Burning Angel’s 8th Anniversary part at Hammerhead’s Bar. Click the flyers for more info.

When Joanna Angel sent me an early version of the script for her new movie  “Bartenders” I thought it was great. But now after seeing the trailer I have to change my answer the “FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!” I cannot wait to see the finished product!

Here, take a look for yourself!

“Bartenders” stars Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, newbie Moretta Coxx, Klieo, and Mason Moore (… and some dudes, too) and will be out the first week of June so mark your calendars!

Fleshbot.com just posted by far the sexiest (and creative!) video ever featuring an iPad and guess what… it stars my friend and super hot Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely.

So click on this picture to be transported to a world of video-awesomeness…

I bought myself a hot new black latex garterbelt last night. I got home pretty late and didn’t have a chance to try it on. When I got up this morning I had every intention of trying it one first thing, but garterbelts generally need some thigh highs to attach ‘em to and as I was looking for some fishnets I got a little sidetracked. My lingerie drawer was a HUGE mess and it was basically impossible for me to find what I need. I dumped it all on the bed to organize but I ended up just playing dress up instead… and totally forgot to grab some black thigh-highs so I could try on my garterbelt! Oh well, here are some pictures of some of the things I grabbed from my lingerie drawer.

just a portion of my collection

camo!

this one is one of my favorites, i've had it for a few years now.

cherry legs to match the cherry babydoll up there

stretch!

i don't have a matching bottom to this, which really bums me out

glittery flames... this one is pretty silly

fishnet feet!

this ridiculous fur bikini is a present for Miss Ryan Keely, as I'm sure she will make better use of it than I ever can

Do you want to add to my collection? Check out my wishlist for some lingerie I’d really like to own.

I don’t normally read Cosmopolitan magazine, but if I’m stuck in a waiting room or something like that and there is an issue of Cosmo lying around I’ll definitely read it, mainly for their hilariously stupid and sometimes just plain bad sex tips. Sometimes I wonder if the writers at Cosmo even have sex? If they did I think they would know that these tips are pretty much garbage.

Take these for example:

Pucker your lips, and make him fight to get his tongue in while he’s kissing you madly. (this sounds more annoying than sexy)
Post-orgasm, squeeze his testicles. It’ll give him a sexy aftershock. (owwww!)
Place one hand at the base of his shaft and twist the tip with the other-like you’re opening a jar. (again, owwww!)
Let him finish on your breasts. (wow, what a novel idea….)
Sprinkle a little pepper under his nose right before he climaxes. Sneezing can feel similar to an orgasm and amplify the feel-good effects. (um…. what the fuck?)
Very softly bite the skin of his scrotum (ow ow ow ow!)
Rub the tip of his penis against your lips, like you’re applying lipstick on them. (in what alternate universe is this actually sexy?)
While kissing him, lick and suck his tongue to simulate action below his belt. (creeeepy)
As you orgasm, scream out not only his name but also his full street address. (seriously?)

And one of my new favorites, from the May 2010 issue:

Cook dinner topless, apply a little tomato sauce to your nipple (make sure it’s not too hot), and ask your man if it’s spicy enough. (HAHA!)

Over at thegloss.com they decided to try out some of Cosmo’s scary sex tips and here’s what happened…

So, kids,  what did we learn today?

DON’T TRUST COSMO’S SEX TIPS IF YOU VALUE YOUR/YOUR PARTNER’S PENIS!