Archive | January, 2010

Vote for Joanna!

28 Jan

My dear friend and totally awesome tattooed porn star Joanna Angel is in the running to be Miss FreeOnes and I am asking you, my dear readers, to help her win!

From now until the 31st of January you can vote daily for your 10 favorite Miss FreeOnes contestants (Joanna Angel + 9 other hot ladies of your choice, duh! and might I suggest the delicious Ryan Keely as a top choice as well?).. so come on and GO VOTE!

As an extra little push to entice you go VOTE FOR JOANNA every day up ’til February, Joanna let me pick some of my favorite pictures from her site to show to you guys!


Ask me anything!

27 Jan

There’s been a meme going around on twitter recently that I am a little late to jump on the bandwagon for. It’s called and it allows me to answer questions people ask me anonymously. Have a burning question you’ve been dying to find the answer to but were too shy to ask? Now’s your chance!

Sqweel of Fortune (alternate title: would you stick this on your vag?)

26 Jan

My last post was about a strange toy for boys and we (well, me…) here at are all about equality so here’s a weirdo sex toy for the ladies.

What has ten tongues but no mouth? Nope, not 5 pairs of shoes… it’s the Sqweel, a sex toy unlike anything I’ve ever seen before.

Operated by 3 AAA batteries, this wheel of 10 silicone tongues housed in a plastic case will spin at 3 different speeds, supposedly simulating oral sex. The reviews I’ve found online are been generally positive but the thing just creeps me out. Ten little miniature tongues mounted on a buzzsaw and heading straight towards my ladyparts seems more frightening than stimulating. But who knows, it might really be amazing. I guess I can’t knock it ’til I try it…

The Sqweel is available at for £39.99 (approx. $65)

So internet, what do you think? Would you stick this on your vag? Have you used these before? Was it any good? And to my male readers, what do you think about this too? Inquiring minds want to know!

Egg Fucker (alternate title: would you stick your dick in this?)

13 Jan

We sell these Tenga Eggs at my store. They are these little one time use male masturbators made by the Japanese (they are so crafty when it comes to sex toys) that are packaged in a way that is reminiscent of a Kinder Surprise – they both come with a prize inside, right!? Even though we have some “demo models” out on display for customers to poke and prod at I’m pretty sure that we’ve had to damage out more of these than we’ve actually sold due to people opening them up to figure out what the hell they actually are. I can understand the confusion… even after looking at one of these egg things out of the package myself I’m not really sure if these are a good idea or not.

So internet, what do you think? Would you stick your dick in this? Have you used these before? Was it any good? Inquiring minds (who don’t have a penis to test this thing out on) want to know!

And FYI: In case this post piqued your interest, sells these bad boys for $5.99 a pop in their “toys for men” section, which I think is the cheapest I’ve ever seen them for.