Egg Fucker (alternate title: would you stick your dick in this?)
13 Jan
We sell these Tenga Eggs at my store. They are these little one time use male masturbators made by the Japanese (they are so crafty when it comes to sex toys) that are packaged in a way that is reminiscent of a Kinder Surprise – they both come with a prize inside, right!? Even though we have some “demo models” out on display for customers to poke and prod at I’m pretty sure that we’ve had to damage out more of these than we’ve actually sold due to people opening them up to figure out what the hell they actually are. I can understand the confusion… even after looking at one of these egg things out of the package myself I’m not really sure if these are a good idea or not.
So internet, what do you think? Would you stick your dick in this? Have you used these before? Was it any good? Inquiring minds (who don’t have a penis to test this thing out on) want to know!
And FYI: In case this post piqued your interest, Liberator.com sells these bad boys for $5.99 a pop in their “toys for men” section, which I think is the cheapest I’ve ever seen them for.
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of course i would, what a silly question. i do disagree with the single use though. i would probably wear it around for a week straight until it had to be chipped off.
I would have to try it at least once. Tenga is suppose to be one of the best sex toy companies out there.
WOW. Breakfast for me has been forever ruined.
With enough lube I would stick my dick in anything.
This looks interesting I would try it once. Hopefully it feels really good, I get addicted to them and swear off women forever. Then I would be a chronic masturbater. Wait, I already am…
i would soo fuck that thing if i had a dick. im almost sad i don’t have a dick, it looks really fun!
I have stuck my dick in one… Make that 3. I got a few to try out after the ANE last year. They feel a little different than the other male masturbators I have tried but they felt pretty good that’s for sure. Each style has its own characteristics and feel. I personally liked the spider web egg.
I have to agree that even though they say single use, if you clean it up and take care of it you could get a few uses out of it before having to crack a new egg.
I would point out to all the ladies who are reading this, turn it inside out and place it on you Hitachi, now its a toy for you.
@_Professor_,
i had never thought of turning it inside out to use as a sleeve for a girl’s toy. smart!