Josie Jacobs

Last week I posted on twitter about a strange new product I had just gotten in at the porn shop where I work. I received more than a few @replies asking about it but I got really busy and anyways, it is hard to describe this thing in a mere 140 characters. The strange contraption in question is Pipedream Product’s “Fetish Fantasy Glide” and it is basically a spring loaded pogo-type stick with interchangeable dildos with which to fuck yourself. I did a little cursory research on the google machine for some more information and found this clip from the tv show “Talk Sex with Sue Johanson“. I am writing this blog at 2am and I think right now this adorable grandma and all around awesome lady can do a much better job explaining how the Fantasy Glide works better than I ever could.

I opened the Fantasy Glide up at work the other day to try and get a better idea of how the thing works and I’m still not really sure how I feel about it. I keep bouncing between. between “kind of interesting” and “kind of creepy” – I’m going to go with an equal mixture of both. What do you think?

Intrigued? The Fetish Fantasy Glide can be yours for a mere $117.57 over at sextoyfun.com.

Oh and p.s., I tried looking for a video of it in use to show you guys but only found one of a dude using it on his butt and I didn’t think most of you would want to see that. So if you happen to come across any other Fantasy Glide videos please put the link a comment.

Before we get to the real post, I made a new Facebook page for myself so please “Like” me on there! Thanks!

Parody porn has been around for a very long time now (Edward Penishads is a timeless classic of the genre. The spagetti-eating scene gets me every time.) but in the past few years the genre has overtaken much of the market. While some of them have been quite good (Vivid’s Batman XXX is certainly a standout – click here to see my post about it) most have been pretty terrible. When I received the following trailer in my email at work I was perplexed… was the director completely unaware how terrible it was, did they simply not care if it was good or not, or were they trying to be bad on purpose? One of the fellow managers and I watched it a few times in a row, pausing and rewinding to replay certain parts and after multiple viewings we still weren’t sure.

BEHOLD…. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON – A XXX PORN PARODY: click here for the windows trailer, here for the quicktime trailer, or here for the ipod/iphone version. I tried to embed it on here but the file was too big and i ran out of patience trying to compress it. And if you don’t feel like watching the video here are my favorite screengrabs from the trailer…

An American Werewolf in London – A XXX parody stars Jessie Andrews, Brett Rossi, Lexi Ward, Riley Jensen, Sophie Dee, and Valerie Fox, with Dane Cross, Anthony Rosano and Richie doing the dickin’.

I have no clue what this is all about but HOLY FUCK it is amazing.

Yup, it is true. It seems there is nothing you CAN’T make a porn parody of!

A few days ago Tom Byron Pictures announced that they were joining the rest of porn-world by shooting a parody of their own directed by Lee Roy Myers, the man who brought you The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody, etc etc etc.

Based on the internet meme and totally gross movie about people being sewn ass-to-mouth that I refused to watch, The Human Centipede (available for preorder a TLARaw), The Human Sexipede stars Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Danica Dillan, Tom Byron and sexy asian man Kenni Styles. Filming just wrapped in LA and the fine folks at AVN.com scored us the first shots from the set.

Click on the pics to get to the full gallery!

I’m sort of speechless here and honestly I don’t think it really matters because the video speaks for itself!

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