Josie Jacobs

While I was out in LA last month for my birthday I got a text from my good friend Ken Dark, a director for Brazzers. Another director who shoots here on the west coast, Just Dave, was looking for an extra and Ken offered my services (I’d been an extra on one of his shoots as well, but I don’t think it is up yet). I had some free time and I’m not one to turn down easy money so I agreed and a few days later I was driving out to Chatsworth, CA – kind of like the mecca of porn production – and arrived at a top secret location to lend my extra-special extra talents to a Big Tits At Work scene.

I sort of poked around the studio while I waited for the rest of the talent to show up, and I was very pleased to find out that the HILARIOUS Ashli Orion would be joining me as an extra. I signed some paperwork, showed my ID to prove that I was indeed over the age of 18, learned more than I ever thought was possible regarding anal-scene prep (hint: it involves liquid Immodium-AD), got felt up by Mick Blue and pretended to hate it, saw Erik Everhard‘s flacid ween, got handed a check and went on my merry way. All in all not a terrible way to spend a day and make some extra money.

brazzers bathroom!

So behold, my Big Tits At Work debut…

Mick and Erik are their firm’s most disgusting employees; pulling inappropriate, and crass, sexy pranks on most of their female co-workers. Well it ends now. Ms. Carrington is putting her foot down! The sleaziest of the two must be fired!

Click here to see more Big Tits at Work!

Before we get to the real post, I made a new Facebook page for myself so please “Like” me on there! Thanks!

Parody porn has been around for a very long time now (Edward Penishads is a timeless classic of the genre. The spagetti-eating scene gets me every time.) but in the past few years the genre has overtaken much of the market. While some of them have been quite good (Vivid’s Batman XXX is certainly a standout – click here to see my post about it) most have been pretty terrible. When I received the following trailer in my email at work I was perplexed… was the director completely unaware how terrible it was, did they simply not care if it was good or not, or were they trying to be bad on purpose? One of the fellow managers and I watched it a few times in a row, pausing and rewinding to replay certain parts and after multiple viewings we still weren’t sure.

BEHOLD…. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON – A XXX PORN PARODY: click here for the windows trailer, here for the quicktime trailer, or here for the ipod/iphone version. I tried to embed it on here but the file was too big and i ran out of patience trying to compress it. And if you don’t feel like watching the video here are my favorite screengrabs from the trailer…

An American Werewolf in London – A XXX parody stars Jessie Andrews, Brett Rossi, Lexi Ward, Riley Jensen, Sophie Dee, and Valerie Fox, with Dane Cross, Anthony Rosano and Richie doing the dickin’.

The last time I saw my friend Joanna Angel, super hot lady and empress of the Burning Angel punk porn empire, was at The AVN Show, an porn industry-only convention that was held earlier this month in Hollywood, Florida. I was there to meet with the toy suppliers for my porn shop and Joanna was there to speak on a ton of different panels ’cause she is super hot AND super smart. Since we were both kinda busy I wasn’t expecting that we’d get to hang out much, but luckily we ran into each other poolside after all the businessy things had been completed and we got to “ho down” (aka my new made up term for ladies ‘bro-ing down’) for part of the evening.

“ho-in’ down” at the Westin Diplomat pool

We talked about a ton of stuff, including one of her newest movies, Doppelganger, which is about Joanna and her evil blow-up doll. Filming a movie where the co-star is an inanimate object makes for some funny stories… like how she had to cut up a doll and make a suit out of it so someone could put it on and wear it when they had to film the doll doing things, like the scene with the straw in the trailer.

Doppelganger is available for purchase now at the Burning Angel store and stars Joanna Angel, Phoenix Askani, Jiz Lee, Asphyxia, newbie angel Arabelle Raphael, and Sparky Sin Claire.

click the pictures to see the covers in hi-res

And speaking of Joanna Angel’s doppelganger... In ’08 I was working the Miami Exxxotica convention for Burning Angel, being Joanna’s assistant (aka drink grabber, money-taker, dvd unwrapper, etc). I ended up manning the booth by myself for a little bit while Joanna was speaking at a panel. While she was gone I had tons of guys come up to the booth asking if I was her (…mind you, there was a giant poster with Joanna’s picture and name right behind me). We are both Jews with kinda long dark-ish hair but that is basically where the resemblance ends. Sometimes people aren’t very observant! You can read an old blog entry (w/ lots of pictures) about Exxxotica ’08 over yonder at POPPORN.com

I met Lupe Fuentes and and Evan Seinfeld briefly at Joanna Angel and Jenna Haze’s party in Miami last month. It was really loud and I was a bit too drunk so we didn’t really get to chat but they seemed like very nice people. And it turns out they are indeed very nice people because here they are teaching you some tricks of the trade! Watch and learn!

(sinninginla via fleshbot)

Well lookie here. I found another interesting infographic about our favorite topic… PORN!

The Stats on Internet Pornography