Josie Jacobs

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Parody porn has been around for a very long time now (Edward Penishads is a timeless classic of the genre. The spagetti-eating scene gets me every time.) but in the past few years the genre has overtaken much of the market. While some of them have been quite good (Vivid’s Batman XXX is certainly a standout – click here to see my post about it) most have been pretty terrible. When I received the following trailer in my email at work I was perplexed… was the director completely unaware how terrible it was, did they simply not care if it was good or not, or were they trying to be bad on purpose? One of the fellow managers and I watched it a few times in a row, pausing and rewinding to replay certain parts and after multiple viewings we still weren’t sure.

BEHOLD…. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON – A XXX PORN PARODY: click here for the windows trailer, here for the quicktime trailer, or here for the ipod/iphone version. I tried to embed it on here but the file was too big and i ran out of patience trying to compress it. And if you don’t feel like watching the video here are my favorite screengrabs from the trailer…

An American Werewolf in London – A XXX parody stars Jessie Andrews, Brett Rossi, Lexi Ward, Riley Jensen, Sophie Dee, and Valerie Fox, with Dane Cross, Anthony Rosano and Richie doing the dickin’.

Yup, it is true. It seems there is nothing you CAN’T make a porn parody of!

A few days ago Tom Byron Pictures announced that they were joining the rest of porn-world by shooting a parody of their own directed by Lee Roy Myers, the man who brought you The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody, etc etc etc.

Based on the internet meme and totally gross movie about people being sewn ass-to-mouth that I refused to watch, The Human Centipede (available for preorder a TLARaw), The Human Sexipede stars Sunny Lane, Amber Rayne, Danica Dillan, Tom Byron and sexy asian man Kenni Styles. Filming just wrapped in LA and the fine folks at AVN.com scored us the first shots from the set.

Click on the pics to get to the full gallery!

Batman XXX comes out this Monday, May 24th! This is seriously the first thing in years that Vivid is putting out that I’m really looking forward to. I pulled out the ad from the latest issue of AVN and posted it up in my office, that’s how excited I am. I’m thrilled that they went the way of the Batman TV show instead of the more recent movies – I think it works so much better this way. And the cast is awesome! Some of my favorite girls are in the movie – including Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Kimberly Kane (click the links to see previous blog posts featuring these hotties, including a video of Kimberly kissing my foot) – and James Deen, Evan Stone, and Randy Spears are all hilarious.

BATMAN XXX stars Dale DaBone, James Deen and Tori Black, along with Andy San Dimas, Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, and Alec Knight. You can preorder it now at Gamelink for just $24.99.

Between going away to DC for the weekend (the trip was great… I ate a ton of delicious food and did some shopping in Georgetown), work at the porn shop, work at home, and Gettin my house ready for my friend Katy to visit this weekend for my birthday I’ve barely had any time to blog. I’m sorry! I have to go to the airport in less than an hour to pick up my friend so I don’t have time for a ful fledged blog but whatever..

While I was flying to DC my friend Scott Steele at Club 1985 posted a blog about how he has a crush on me. How sweet! Check it out here! Thank you Scott… you rock!

Anyways, a couple months ago the POPPORN guys went back to LA (and left me at home!) to film their second movie, a parody of TMZ.com called TM Sleaze. EvolvedNovelties has started uploading teasers of the scenes up on youtube and they are really great… not to mention Brian Bangs looks completely rediculous in that blonde wig!

And TLA extended their sale on POPPORN: The Guide To Making Fuck. It’s just $15.99 (60% off!) if you order it by Tuesday the 21st so you should probably do that!