Josie Jacobs

Last week I posted on twitter about a strange new product I had just gotten in at the porn shop where I work. I received more than a few @replies asking about it but I got really busy and anyways, it is hard to describe this thing in a mere 140 characters. The strange contraption in question is Pipedream Product’s “Fetish Fantasy Glide” and it is basically a spring loaded pogo-type stick with interchangeable dildos with which to fuck yourself. I did a little cursory research on the google machine for some more information and found this clip from the tv show “Talk Sex with Sue Johanson“. I am writing this blog at 2am and I think right now this adorable grandma and all around awesome lady can do a much better job explaining how the Fantasy Glide works better than I ever could.

I opened the Fantasy Glide up at work the other day to try and get a better idea of how the thing works and I’m still not really sure how I feel about it. I keep bouncing between. between “kind of interesting” and “kind of creepy” – I’m going to go with an equal mixture of both. What do you think?

Intrigued? The Fetish Fantasy Glide can be yours for a mere $117.57 over at sextoyfun.com.

Oh and p.s., I tried looking for a video of it in use to show you guys but only found one of a dude using it on his butt and I didn’t think most of you would want to see that. So if you happen to come across any other Fantasy Glide videos please put the link a comment.

Really… it does!  Didn’t anyone at Atlantis, a Portuguese company that specializes in religious glass and crystal art realize that this 9.5″ lead crystal “sculpture” looks less like the Virgin Mary and more like something you might pick up in a sex shop?

If you like mixing religion with your sex life, might I suggest Divine Interventions, a company that specializes in making body safe medical grade silicone toys (no lead here!) like the Baby Jesus Buttplug, Jackhammer Jesus,  and Virgin Mary Dildo, among others?

You may have recognized these toys from Burning Angel‘s classic horror-porn, The XXXorcist, starring Joanna Angel and Kylee Kross.

I’ve never watched that Twilight movie that every girl in the world is freaking out about. The whole Twilight-mania sorta turned me off and sparkly vampires have never really been my thing.

But if sparkly vampires are your thing, or perhap’s your girlfriend’s thing, Tantus has just what you need. Their Vamp dildo is “a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon’s glow.” I love Tantus’ toys – they are made out of the highest quality of silicone so they are hygienic and safe, feel great and will last a really long time.

The Vamp starts shipping today so pick one up to make your Edward Cullen (or whatever) fantasies come sorta-true.

Whether the economic downturn we’re experiencing right now is cutting into your “pleasure” budget, or you’re like me and you just like to do crafty things, here are some sexy projects for you to DIY!

• ● Latex Kitty has some great step by step tutorials on how to make latex clothes and accessories on her blog, my favorite being the latex leggings. Super sexy and fashionable enough to wear out of the house!
  

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• ● Instructables, a DIY bible about basically everything, has plans to build a stripper pole in your house for only $60 or so using stuff you can find at Home depot.

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