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Lindsay Lohan’s “Leaked” Playboy Nudes

10 Dec

Maybe you’ve been living under a rock or in a cave or something, but most people should know that everyone’s favorite freckled coke fiend, jailbird, and sometimes actress Lindsay Lohan` accepted a ONE MILLION DOLLAR offer from Playboy to show her stuff in the pages of their magazine. Well lo and behold, the pictures have managed to get leaked on the internet already.

In case you haven’t seen them yet, here they are:

 

Am I the only one who is a bit disappointed by this whole thing? I hope not. A million dollars isn’t just chump change and I was expecting to see a little more than just “tasteful” nudity and the “LiLo as Marilyn” concept we’ve all seen a zillion times before. For an  actress who’s already had her fair share of “wardrobe malfunctions” these shots are all pretty tame. Don’t get me wrong, they look nice and I wasn’t expecting a Hustler-style spread eagle shot but come on now, Playboy! YAWN!

Since I’ve been gone (from the ctrl-v archives… pt. 2)

26 Jul

Since I’ve been gone (from the ctrl-v archives… pt. 2)

I know it’s been a while since I last posted but here I am again! (geez… a lot of my blog posts seem to start off like this, but I promise I am really making keeping up with the site a top priority in my life now.) So please accept my apologizes for being such a bad webmistress. I have some pictures to share with you! If you follow me on twitter you may have seen some of these before, but it won’t hurt to see them again. ;) Anyways, ere are some of my favorite shot’s I’ve uploaded to ctr.lv recently…

 

new bikini
new bikini
cut-offs and my fave alrightok.com tee
cut-offs and my fave alrightok tee
my little pony hair
my little pony hair
stockings and heels
stockings and heels
lacey boyshorts
lacey boyshorts
playing princess at work
playing princess at work

 

From the Ctrl-V archives…

5 Aug

From the Ctrl-V archives…

It’s been a while since I’ve posted here so to start it off again here are some choice pictures I’ve uploaded to ctr.lv recently, in case you missed them!

Boobs and Butts and More, Oh My!

18 May

If you haven’t been obsessively following me on twitter (@josiejacobs) then you’ve been missing out on these pictures I’ve posted during the past few weeks at Ctrl-V

my weekend

10 Feb

i know it’s hard to believe, but my whole life isn’t TOTALLY overtaken with porno-related things. sometimes josie jacobs is a normal girl who goes out to the arcade to play skee-ball and super-shot, gets bagel sammiches for breakfast, and visits a classic car auction to oogle cars she cannot yet afford.

i forgot i had my video camera with me until the end of my walk-thru of the auction floor so i can’t show you the Fiat Jolly with brand-new wicker seats, the zebra painted VW Thing, the Mercedes-Benz 300SL gullwing coupes or the De Tomaso Mangusta i am now completely in love with. however, you can take a peek at sonny & cher’s matching mustangs with fur interior and a 1910 buick horseless carriage.


don’t forget to click through to watch in HD

…and if for some unkown reason you don’t care for cars as much as i do, here is a picture of my butt to tide you over until i post pictures tomorrow of the new hello kitty panties andy-aka m00kie10-purchased for me from my amazon wishlist.

lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop lollipop!

lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop lollipop!

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