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STRANGE SEX TOYS: The Pogo Stick Dildo Thing (aka The Fantasy Glide)

josie jacobs — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:41:52 +0000

Last week I posted on twitter about a strange new product I had just gotten in at the porn shop where I work. I received more than a few @replies asking about it but I got really busy and anyways, it is hard to describe this thing in a mere 140 characters. The strange contraption [...] Related posts:

An American Werewolf in London XXX – so bad it’s good?

josie jacobs — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:01:14 +0000

Before we get to the real post, I made a new Facebook page for myself so please “Like” me on there! Thanks! Parody porn has been around for a very long time now (Edward Penishads is a timeless classic of the genre. The spagetti-eating scene gets me every time.) but in the past few years the [...] Related posts:

Your Daily Dose of WTF

josie jacobs — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:39:41 +0000

I have no clue what this is all about but HOLY FUCK it is amazing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE Related posts:

The Human Sexipede… yeah, really!

josie jacobs — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:28:28 +0000

Yup, it is true. It seems there is nothing you CAN’T make a porn parody of! A few days ago Tom Byron Pictures announced that they were joining the rest of porn-world by shooting a parody of their own directed by Lee Roy Myers, the man who brought you The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, Seinfeld: [...] Related posts:

Ashli Orion and the Urban X Awards

josie jacobs — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:15:48 +0000

I’m sort of speechless here and honestly I don’t think it really matters because the video speaks for itself! Download the song or the full-size video at Ashli’s site AOisaHo.com and vote for your favorite interracial star (and more…) at UrbanXAwards.com Related posts:

This religious art looks like a dildo.

josie jacobs — Wed, 05 May 2010 16:15:18 +0000

Really… it does! Didn’t anyone at Atlantis, a Portuguese company that specializes in religious glass and crystal art realize that this 9.5″ lead crystal “sculpture” looks less like the Virgin Mary and more like something you might pick up in a sex shop? If you like mixing religion with your sex life, might I suggest Divine [...] Related posts:

Cosmo, Home of Bad Sex Tips

josie jacobs — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:03:39 +0000

I don’t normally read Cosmopolitan magazine, but if I’m stuck in a waiting room or something like that and there is an issue of Cosmo lying around I’ll definitely read it, mainly for their hilariously stupid and sometimes just plain bad sex tips. Sometimes I wonder if the writers at Cosmo even have sex? If [...] Related posts:

All this porn stuff is making me sleepy.

josie jacobs — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:35:47 +0000

I took this video at the AEE convention last year in Vegas. I had some free time so I wandered the conference floor, filming all the weird stuff I saw with my little camera when I stumbled across this gem. I’m not quite sure how it happened, since the noise at AEE was almost deafening [...] Related posts:

Sqweel of Fortune (alternate title: would you stick this on your vag?)

josie jacobs — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:22:40 +0000

My last post was about a strange toy for boys and we (well, me…) here at JosieJacobs.com are all about equality so here’s a weirdo sex toy for the ladies. What has ten tongues but no mouth? Nope, not 5 pairs of shoes… it’s the Sqweel, a sex toy unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. Operated by [...] Related posts:

Egg Fucker (alternate title: would you stick your dick in this?)

josie jacobs — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:55:08 +0000

We sell these Tenga Eggs at my store. They are these little one time use male masturbators made by the Japanese (they are so crafty when it comes to sex toys) that are packaged in a way that is reminiscent of a Kinder Surprise – they both come with a prize inside, right!? Even though [...] Related posts:

Josie Jacob’s Gift Ideas – #2 is Jew-Style

josie jacobs — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:42:28 +0000

Tonight is the 5th night of Hanukkah and I’ve been a pretty terrible Jew so far. I haven’t even taken my menorah out of storage! Well in honor of the Festival of Lights here are my Hanukkah gift ideas… Nothing will you more in the mood to <shtup than a super sexy Yarmukle Bra! Offered by [...] Related posts:

Josie Jacob’s Gift Ideas – Numero Uno:

josie jacobs — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:33:48 +0000

How about a Hand silkscreened giant condom pillow with giant fabric condom!? “This pillow measures about 18″ by 17″ and both sides are lovingly hand-pulled silkscreens printed on white poplin fabric by yours truly. [...] There are two pockets- one on either side. The smaller one is used to hold actual condoms, and the larger one [...] Related posts:

The Single Person’s Kama Sutra

josie jacobs — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:16:38 +0000

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Sex Toy Storage… or “Hidden In Plain View”

josie jacobs — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:20:42 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VtzSDI8u2o I love this Ikea commercial! Luckily I don’t have to worry about that happening as I don’t have kids, but now that we have a dog in the house I do have to be a bit more careful where I put my toys, especially silicone and jelly ones since they have textures very similar to [...] Related posts:

Phone Sex with Megan Fox

josie jacobs — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:36:47 +0000

I haven’t watched SNL in very long time and I work every saturday night until 2am now so I’m not going to be able to start watching it any time soon either. This clip is like a month old so sorry if you’ve seen it before but it’s Megan Fox (oh the things i’d do [...] Related posts:

do YOU like it in the can?

josie jacobs — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:33:10 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBcZjxd-bk While I can’t say I’m a big fan of beer (especially lime-flavored varieties) I do love this new ad from Bud Light. Related posts:

“To The People Buying and Renting Porn at My Store”

josie jacobs — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:52:03 +0000

This “Best of Craigslist” posting was passed around my old shop (we had actually considered writing our own version of it but got a little lazy) when I started working there but I had forgotten all about it until @TweeterJennings sent me a link to it a few days ago. At my old shop a [...] Related posts:

automated phone sex

josie jacobs — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:59:41 +0000

My friend Derek always likes me send me funny messages to my phone like pictures of weird cars he sees or a video of the crazy stripper pole, fog machine and strobe light setup he found in a client’s living room. Over the weekend he sent me this hilarious audio file of a dude calling [...] Related posts:

Handjob Exercises

josie jacobs — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:15:37 +0000

My friend Jay (@jaydestro) sent me this link he’d found last week for a new kind of exercise thingy called the Shake Weight. It’s supposed to be an easy way to tone your arms but to me and Jay it just looks like handjob practice. I don’t know, maybe we are just two super-pervs, but [...] Related posts:

Kinky Krafts – sexy stuff to DIY

josie jacobs — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:50:57 +0000

Whether the economic downturn we’re experiencing right now is cutting into your “pleasure” budget, or you’re like me and you just like to do crafty things, here are some sexy projects for you to DIY! ● Latex Kitty has some great step by step tutorials on how to make latex clothes and accessories on her blog, [...] Related posts: