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		<title>Your Daily Dose of WTF</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no clue what this is all about but HOLY FUCK it is amazing.







www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE


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		<title>from the archives : The Porn Store Zombie Survival Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 15:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post was originally published on 5/27/09 at POPPORN. I wrote it while I was working at a mom-n-pop porn shop. Most of the customers were dudes who came in to rent porn. While there were some nice, decent guys who rented from me most were complete weirdos who lost all normal social skills after [...]


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		<title>Joanna Angel&#8217;s Evil Doppelganger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last time I saw my friend Joanna Angel, super hot lady and empress of the Burning Angel punk porn empire, was at The AVN Show, an porn industry-only convention that was held earlier this month in Hollywood, Florida. I was there to meet with the toy suppliers for my porn shop and Joanna was [...]


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		<title>The Human Sexipede&#8230; yeah, really!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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Yup, it is true. It seems there is nothing you CAN&#8217;T make a porn parody of!

A few days ago Tom Byron Pictures announced that they were joining the rest of porn-world by shooting a parody of their own directed by Lee Roy Myers, the man who brought you The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, Seinfeld: [...]


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		<title>Ashli Orion and the Urban X Awards</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sort of speechless here and honestly I don&#8217;t think it really matters because the video speaks for itself!



Download the song or the full-size video at Ashli&#8217;s site AOisaHo.com and vote for your favorite interracial star (and more&#8230;) at UrbanXAwards.com


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		<title>&#8230;while wearing a strap-on.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little while ago someone asked me on formspring if I would post a picture of me wearing a strap-on. I replied that I didn&#8217;t have one but if they really wanted to see the picture they could always purchase one for me from my amazon wishlist. I sort of forgot about it and then [...]


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		<title>This religious art looks like a dildo.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 16:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really&#8230; it does!  Didn&#8217;t anyone at Atlantis, a Portuguese company that specializes in religious glass and crystal art realize that this 9.5&#8243; lead crystal &#8220;sculpture&#8221; looks less like the Virgin Mary and more like something you might pick up in a sex shop?

If you like mixing religion with your sex life, might I suggest Divine [...]


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		<title>Cosmo, Home of Bad Sex Tips</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t normally read Cosmopolitan magazine, but if I&#8217;m stuck in a waiting room or something like that and there is an issue of Cosmo lying around I&#8217;ll definitely read it, mainly for their hilariously stupid and sometimes just plain bad sex tips. Sometimes I wonder if the writers at Cosmo even have sex? If [...]


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		<title>Ryan Keely&#8217;s bedroom &#8220;pet peeves&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want to know how to make sure you please Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely in bed? Well today&#8217;s your lucky day. She&#8217;s written a little guide of the top 9 mistakes guys have made in bed and gives you some easy tips on how to make things right!
1 . Not making sandwiches.
After a nice orgasm (or [...]


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		<title>All this porn stuff is making me sleepy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took this video at the AEE convention last year in Vegas. I had some free time so I wandered the conference floor, filming all the weird stuff I saw with my little camera when I stumbled across this gem. I&#8217;m not quite sure how it happened, since the noise at AEE was almost deafening [...]


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		<title>Ask me anything!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s been a meme going around on twitter recently that I am a little late to jump on the bandwagon for. It&#8217;s called Formspring.me and it allows me to answer questions people ask me anonymously. Have a burning question you&#8217;ve been dying to find the answer to but were too shy to ask? Now&#8217;s your [...]


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		<title>Sqweel of Fortune (alternate title: would you stick this on your vag?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My last post was about a strange toy for boys and we (well, me&#8230;) here at JosieJacobs.com are all about equality so here&#8217;s a weirdo sex toy for the ladies.
What has ten tongues but no mouth? Nope, not 5 pairs of shoes&#8230; it&#8217;s the Sqweel, a sex toy unlike anything I&#8217;ve ever seen before.

Operated by [...]


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		<title>Josie Jacob’s Gift Ideas – #2 is Jew-Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight is the 5th night of Hanukkah and I&#8217;ve been a pretty terrible Jew so far. I haven&#8217;t even taken my menorah out of storage! Well in honor of the Festival of Lights here are my Hanukkah gift ideas&#8230;

Nothing will you more in the mood to &#60;shtup than a super sexy Yarmukle Bra! Offered by [...]


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		<title>Josie Jacob&#8217;s Gift Ideas &#8211; Numero Uno:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How about a Hand silkscreened giant condom pillow with giant fabric condom!?



&#8220;This pillow measures about 18&#8243; by 17&#8243; and both sides are lovingly hand-pulled silkscreens printed on white poplin fabric by yours truly. [...] There are two pockets- one on either side. The smaller one is used to hold actual condoms, and the larger one [...]


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		<title>Achoo! Sex and the Swine Flu</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone&#8217;s sort of freaked out about the whole &#8220;H1N1&#8243; stuff&#8230;. My mom&#8217;s calling me asking me to go get the shot (no thanks&#8230;) and I get emails at work with attachments from the CDC on things like remembering to wash our hands more so we don&#8217;t have to use our sick days.
Even Cosmopolitan magazine, my [...]


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		<title>The Single Person&#8217;s Kama Sutra</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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via buzzfeed


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		<title>Sex Toy Storage&#8230; or &#8220;Hidden In Plain View&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VtzSDI8u2o
I love this Ikea commercial! Luckily I don&#8217;t have to worry about that happening as I don&#8217;t have kids, but now that we have a dog in the house I do have to be a bit more careful where I put my toys, especially silicone and jelly ones since they have textures very similar to [...]


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		<title>Phone Sex with Megan Fox</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t watched SNL in very long time and I work every saturday night until 2am now so I&#8217;m not going to be able to start watching it any time soon either. This clip is like a month old so sorry if you&#8217;ve seen it before but it&#8217;s Megan Fox (oh the things i&#8217;d do [...]


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		<title>do YOU like it in the can?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>josie jacobs</dc:creator>
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While I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m a big fan of beer (especially lime-flavored varieties) I do love this new ad from Bud Light.


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		<title>&#8220;To The People Buying and Renting Porn at My Store&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This &#8220;Best of Craigslist&#8221; posting was passed around my old shop (we had actually considered writing our own version of it but got a little lazy) when I started working there but I had forgotten all about it until @TweeterJennings sent me a link to it a few days ago. At my old shop a [...]


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